when you like someone and you can’t tell if they like you back
*my mom calls ur mom* hi i just called to tell you that your son didnt reblog my sons selfie? um no lorraine. you listen here, if you want to come to my tupperware party you better get your son in check. also your blueberry cobbler should not have won the state fair competition. goodbye lorraine.
do u even yawn so hard u can feel ur soul leaving ur body
ok guys this is officially the best pun the supernatural fandom has to offer. we are done. its been done. you can leave now.
what do grandparents even do all day
me attending social events
I’M CRYING YOU CAN BUY THIS IN THE PET SHOP
I want to buy this and go spray every girl at my school
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
HOLY FUCKING COW.
OKAY IT’S TRUE
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
This doesn’t work
I stand corrected oh dear lord
This better work
i didnt answer so it sent another :o